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Air Freshener An Avon lady was going in an elevator when she suddenly had to fart. She promptly reached into her bag and sprayed the air with her deodorizer. Two floors later a gentleman got into the elevator. he began to sniff. The Avon lady asked’ “Do you smell something?” “Well, yes, I do” he replied. “What does it smell like?” “Hmmm, I’m not sure, but it kind of smells like someone shit in a pine tree.” 🙂 signatures: compaq laptop battery
Lion and The Fox A lion, his wife, and a fox were sitting together. The fox was making fun of the lion saying why don’t you cut your ugly hair; you call yourself the king of the jungle more like the mop of the jungle. Oh, you think your so fierce, you sissy. The lion’s wife had enough of this. She told her husband “If you aren’t going to make the fox stop I will”. The lion looked at her and said “Be calm and ignore him he just wants to make you angry. Ignore him” The fox hearing this told her that if her husband was a real lion he would defend her. The lioness very angry by now attacked the fox. The fox ran and ran, but the lioness was close on his heel. He entered a pipe and got out on the other end, but the lioness was stuck. So he took a cigarette and started burning her ass. Finally when the lioness got out of the pipe she went to her husband with her head bent low. He looked at her and said: “He took you to the pipe.” I have been there! signatures: natural viagra viagra soft tabs
Cat ‘gives birth to pups’ Scientists are baffled after a cat apparently gave birth to pups in Brazil. Mimi’s owner says she got pregnant after mating with a neighbour’s dog. Cassia Aparecida de Souza, from Passo Fundo, says Mimi had a litter of six babies – three cat-like and the rest looking like dogs. Geneticists are testing blood samples to confirm the species, reports the Sun. Unlikely hybrids have happened before but always between closely related species. Lions and tigers have produced ‘ligers’, while a ‘wolphin’, half killer whale and half bottlenose dolphin, also exists. _________________ cheap tramadol phentermine lowest price
Open wider There was a couple going at it for the first time, and after a while, the guy asks the woman to open her legs a little wider. She does and they continue. A few minutes go by and he tells her again, “Open your legs a little wider.” She does, then he says again, “A little wider, hon.” The woman starts getting pissed off but she does it. This continues until he asks again, “Can you open them just a little wider?” So she finally yells, “What are you trying to do; get your balls in too?” He says “No, I’m trying to get them out.” international calling cards
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